Kooooobe.

Today at work I served Kobe Bryant. Just kidding. Here is how it goes. I approach this table and do my thing...the parents would not let their kids eat because they had a 'late' breakfast. A.) What kind of parents are you? Your poor freaking children. Anyway, I take the bill and this guy gives me a VISA gift card. Sweet. I run it. It has a remaining balance of 1.33...ok...cool. I go up to the table. 'I just want to let you know this is the copy for me that I need signed and you have a remaining balance of 1.33 on your gift card. Thanks so much for coming in!' Ok. This guy puts a 5 dollar tip, even THOUGH he KNEW THERE WAS NOT THAT MUCH MONEY ON IT. Second. He literally signed it as Kobe Bryant. Who does that? 1.) You are not black. 2.) That is fraud. 3.) Your poor children. That is all. Take a look.

 

Also. My brother is probably going to school for journalism and to play baseball and was told to blog to get started. So...you probably should read his, but don't forget about me because he is pretty much an amazing writer. Follow him here @ Grazin' the Grass. ♥