Self Portrait

Self Portrait. Logan told me I had to draw myself, um, no thanks. Here is my self...taken picture. I do not understand what my hair is doing but this is what you get! Seriously though? What IS my part doing it is all flipfloppy? Like it or not. It is time for a haircut...my bangs are long and are driving me nuts, but I want my hair to get longer because I have been wanting to do fun up stuff. So. Whatever.

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Kooooobe.

Today at work I served Kobe Bryant. Just kidding. Here is how it goes. I approach this table and do my thing...the parents would not let their kids eat because they had a 'late' breakfast. A.) What kind of parents are you? Your poor freaking children. Anyway, I take the bill and this guy gives me a VISA gift card. Sweet. I run it. It has a remaining balance of 1.33...ok...cool. I go up to the table. 'I just want to let you know this is the copy for me that I need signed and you have a remaining balance of 1.33 on your gift card. Thanks so much for coming in!' Ok. This guy puts a 5 dollar tip, even THOUGH he KNEW THERE WAS NOT THAT MUCH MONEY ON IT. Second. He literally signed it as Kobe Bryant. Who does that? 1.) You are not black. 2.) That is fraud. 3.) Your poor children. That is all. Take a look.

 

Also. My brother is probably going to school for journalism and to play baseball and was told to blog to get started. So...you probably should read his, but don't forget about me because he is pretty much an amazing writer. Follow him here @ Grazin' the Grass. ♥

Listen to me.

Let me begin. Yesterday was a great day. I subbed and then I got to hang out with my amazing wonderful boyfriend!!! I went to his house and we hung out...and then made our way to Angry Hanks w/ his roomie...where we had some fabulous beer. Plus popcorn. We put hot-sauce on it. It was so delish, but I was literally starving. Then we went to Famous Daves...I am not impressed. I had a burger...it was alright, but not something I would go back for. Also they do not serve liquor. WTH? Ok. Then we went to Huds and then downtown to hang out with my most wonderful friends Larissa and Evan! I am glad that we got to go out with them. Even though our ears got rocked and so did our brains from the alch. Yummmy. I feel like I never see my friends anymore and it was an INTENSE week with tons of subbing and work and I got to throw a few back and enjoy my evening.

Tonight @ work...I was frustrated. People were stupid. I. NEED. WANT. A. NEW. JOB.

I am watching IQ right now. Meg Ryan...her Uncle the famous Albert Einstein. Yea. Interesting.

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Starting 30 Day Photo Challenge soon! I have to take a good photo of myself to begin. Duuuuuh'

Next Challenge.

I creep my friends and find these fun things to do. Granted they have stolen them from people. So, I guess it isn't weird that I am stealing from them.



1. Self-portrait
2. Favorite shirt
3. Knick-knack
4. Last thing you purchased
5. Favorite pair of shoes
6. Something you ate today
7. Favorite room in house
8. Ugliest article of clothing that you can't get rid of
9. Inside your refrigerator
10. You, in front of your house
11. Something you waste money on
12. Favorite movie snack
13. Dream date
14. Favorite restaurant
15. Something that challenged you today
16. A random act of kindness
17. Guilty pleasure food
18. Something with huge sentimental value
19. The oldest thing you own
20. Something you're good at
21. Cutest pair of socks
22. Your bedroom
23. Favorite mug
24. Something you're reading
25. Your handwriting
26. Your pet(s)
27. Something you decorated
28. Your favorite holiday
29. Something someone made for you
30. You with your loved one(s)

This challenge is from Fawn and Flower.

Here goes another fun challenge!

Impatience.

I am going to tell you a little about my OG work situation. Ok. Sometimes I loooove that place. I can coax managers into just about anything...but apparently I am on their hit list. Last night and tonight guess where they put me? Yep. You guessed it. The CAF-FREAKING-E. Said AYYY. Not E. Anyway. Seriously? I made 24 dollars between yesterday and today...that is not right. I had a total of 4 tables. I have worked @ that joint for over 3 years and obviously have obvious OG RIGHTS over new people. Ok. Maybe once in a week, but twice. Back to back? Ok. Ranted and raged. Tomorrow I will walk out if I am in the cafe. Reporting back soon.

Second. I subbed this morn. On short notice because the ladies dad is in the hospital. So here I am being all nice and I was lost. There was like no written lesson plans. Just...like 'reviewlesson4moveontogwbpages.' I was lost and I winged it the entire day. I even get to go back tomorrow. I am too nice. :)

On a more positive note. I am being very impatient. I passed my Praxis. Which means. I am an official teacher...my scores were sent and NOW I WANT MY DAMN LICENSE. So hurry up OPI and send it to me...my other dilemma...yea...I am pretty much a problem on legs...is that I need to take the test for my minor. It is not offered in MT the entire year...well through the dates on the website...like July, but still. Logan, UT? No, thanks. I am not driving to fail a test. So...I hit up some people and am hopefully pulling strings...if not oh wellllllll.

I should probably sleep. I get to sub and work tomorrow...sub Thursday and then FINALLLLY get to spend some time with my suuugarpiehoneybun *hope you all sang the tune while you read that*. It is time. We are going to have some drinks and RELAX from the week!

Day 30

Day 30 - Your Favorite Song.

Currently. I love this song.

Stereo Love

Let us see. This past weekend @ work was crazy. I got my butt kicked, but I had a lot of fun and made toads and loads of money! Saaaaweeeet.

My brother and fam came back from visiting a college he may go to in AZ to play baseball. Wow is reality kicking in. We are all getting so old.

We went and saw Brian Regan @ the AB. It was hilarious. I almost peed my pants and my dad really probably almost did.

Mmmm...Life is good right now. I am really loving it up.

To sleep. Subbing bright and early!

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Day 29

Day 29 - In the past month...what have you learned?

• I have learned that many people in your life are not worth keeping around. They are most likely using you for something and truthfully it suuucks. Go away all of you. 
• I am smart. I passed my Praxis. First try. Heard it was REALLY HARD. 
• I was REMINDED that I have the best boy in my life. 
• I have learned that I am a much more patient person than I used to be.
• People care about themselves and really could careless about you. So watch out!
• I have learned...I am not meant to live in this cold climate. 
• I probably have learned much more, but this is all I have.
• I have like 2 girl friends. Yea, I said it 2. I sure do like males. 

I have one day left of this 30 day challenge and need something new. Help. Quick! Kidding. I can probably figure out what to blog about. Seriously, not. 

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Organizing my life. Be jealous. Also. I got a new white bag...CAAAAUTE...and a new lunchbox/bag...precious. I need to take pics!!!

Day 28

Day 28 - A picture of you from last year and now, how have you changed since then?

Approx. 1 Year Ago. Miss this.

Christmas time!

 Well...how have things changed? I am back in my hometown. Lame. I wish I was still in Bozeman. My friends there are so easy to call up and hang out with. Plus, I wasn't living at home. I was in school, which honestly I love and miss. I am living in the same town as my wonderful boyfriend. That is great. Probably the most exciting part of all of this year. Well yea, hands down. I need to work on trips...but apparently I am addicted to work. Kiddddding. I am going SOON. It is time for a good visit to my bessssssssssties in Boz. :-)

Day 27

Day 27 - Why are you doing this 30 day challenge?

Honestly? Because I started my blog and I needed something to talk about. I needed a good push me onward to creative ways! Here is a perfect way. So, if anyone else finds any other fun challenges and things to talk about, let me know! 

Hurray!

I figured it out. :-) My button I mean. So, now you can go add my button to your page. ♥

Warning: My button is incredibly large...so...when you add it go to rich text and make me smaller or I will take up your page like China takes up most of Asia. Seriously.

E. ♥

Day 26

Day 26 - What do you think about your friends?

I think that they are amazing. They are always there to catch me when I fall, always there to hate on people I hate, always there to crack me up. Pretty much. Amazing people.

Last night I came down with the flu? Or something. Let me just tell you...I have not felt this sick in a very very long time. (AND I went and subbed today...I am a rockstar...miserable rockstar let me add) My stomach has sharp pains wrenching throughout it. I am in cold sweats. I am achy. I am sick. So, yes, I called into work and let me tell you how rude my managers are. Are you really sick enough that you can't come to work? Umm....helllo...yes? Plus, I will get all my tables and employees sick if I come. So...I was trying to be nice and be like want me to call tomorrow morning and see if you got it covered. 'Uhm...no...you are sick so we can't have you here.' Excuse me for being nice and even though I feel like death...I still made an effort to make sure someone would be there in place of me. Yeeesh. My day has consisted of ginger ale, chicken broth, tea, and water. Well...tomorrow...I will try and stomach toast and soup or something. I need to feel better. NOW. Now. NOW would be great.

Ciao! ♥

HELP.

I made my button and yea, it looks oh so cute...but the problem is the part where you guys can steal it...WILL NOT WORK. I am over it and this is a bunch of B-S. Why can't they make things easy for me???? So...if any of you are amazingly talented...please help me.

Thannnnks. ♥

So...yea.

Button...code to come soon I suppose...for now...DO NOT copy my sweet button because you will get quite the mumbo jumbo!

Day 25

Day 25 - What I would find in your bag.

Here is my oh so cute Kenneth Cole bag that I am using right now.

Wallet, perfumes, wipes, toothbrush, lotions, deo, pens, chapstick, lipgloss, vodka slushi recipe from my Gramma, and keys!

Uh...wine key, phone case, Advil, cough-drops, notepad.

Lipgloss, Tums, hair deals, gum, floss, and a case I keep bobby pins and paper clips in!

Obviously my bag needs to be leather creamed.

Probably everything under the sun. Literally. I carry EVERYTHING with me. I recently cleaned out my purse. AKA: Before I took this picture...so this is a good picture of what I carry with me...add...tampons, body spray, Bible, planner, phone, Nook, books, chargers, make up, glasses, contact case, eye drops, etc. and you may have a start to what REALLY is in my purse! 

Day 24

Day 24 - A letter to your parents.

Hello personal information? Try again. I would go on for literally miles. Yea, miles.

Here is a list of the last few. I am sick and tired of scrolling down to the bottom of my blog! So. This is to help ME!

day 25- what i would find in your bag
day 26- what do you think about your friends
day 27- why are you doing this 30 day challenge
day 28- a picture of you from last year and now, how have you changed since then?
day 29- in the past month, what have you learned
day 30- your favorite song

Day 22

Day 22- What makes you different from everyone else?

This is a hard hard question! Something not super exciting is I am missing 3 of my permanent teeth. You can't tell but the ones next to my two front teeth and one of my bottom '4' is gone. Prettttty cool. I would take picture...but you probably wouldn't be able to tell. Ahahaha. I do not know what else. I am VERY OCD. Different from the average person. Over that post.

Well. Tonight was an interesting night. Wait. Today was an interesting day. This morning I was in the cafe. Not even cool. I was so slow and people sit at dirty tables and then pull you aside and say exxuuuuse me can you clean this. WELL EXCCCCUUUSE FREAKING ME. Can you hold on? I have these other tables and I have to get them CRAP TOO. Then tonight. I had so manyyyy teepee lovers. NOT EVEN COOL. I got stiffed and stiffed again.  I basically gave up and was extremely angry. That is a-o-k though. Superbowl tomorrow. I met Logan...tomorrow a year ago. Does that make sense. It should. Ahahaha. Crazy!

I am out to watch some Grey's and Private. ♥

PS: Button to come soon!

Day 21

Day 21 - A picture of something that makes you happy.

Need I say more? A little wine to top off a rough day. Pleeeeeeease.

Also, thank you Larissa for being my helper for my blog-tard-ed-ness. You're the best.
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Day 20

Day 20 - Someone you see yourself marrying or being with in the future.

Logan Grant. You! This is a fancy time for this to show up. On February 6th of this year...in like...Friday, Saturday, SUNDAY! SUNDAY. We will have KNOWN each other 1 full year. It seems like forever and ever ago that we met. Seriously. I feel like I know you oh so well. <3 He pretty much is worlds most amazing person ever. His patience is incredible...because helllloooo if you know me...you know I have issues with...a lot of things. Aahahaha. He is the best best ever. He protects me, and laughs w/ and at me, he is calm, kind, compassionate, a lover, a friend, someone who I can go to when I am pissed...someone who lets me constantly abuse him and he takes it! This is my adorable man. He made worlds sturdiest ginger bread house. Hate him.

 Also, this picture is his bite mark. Ya, some crazy just bit him! He always protects me...see...takes the blow for crazy man making comments about me. Even though this was some crazy woman! Bahahaha. <3 Seriously though. Yiiiikes.

Day 19

Day 19 - Nicknames you have and why you have them.

I don't especially have many nicknames. My father calls me 'Er, like Air'. Which I LOOOOVE. Only him though...and Logan can call me that too. So...that is about that...sometimes people take a big spoof off of my last name and that is always interesting.

Anyway, tonight at work was CA-FREAKING-RAZY. I was in Chianti. By myself. Aka. I had to take 4 tables plus family table alone and then did not stop seating me all night. It was wild and crazy and I had this incredibly creepy table that I don't know request me and invite me to this party on Saturday? Um. Hello, do you not realize you are coming off creepymccreepertons? Ya. 1 males. 2 females. 1 child. Awkward? Yes. He left me his number which I put into the trash...and no I don't want a hooked up job from you. You are prob are out to kill me or something. Yiiiiiiiikes.

I also bought jeans...for waaaay to expensive prices, but that is OK, because jeans last me FOREEEEEEEEEEVER. Maybe not...I drive holes right through the butt? I don't even know how. I am also watching 'Hurricane' or something like that right now about that boxer? Oh so sad, I have cried approx 2325 times. I want to jump into the movie and shake people around. That always happens to me. I want to jump into movies and change things and wake people up? HELLLLOOOOOOO! Tomorrow I DO NOT sub, I DO NOT work. Whatever will I do with my day? Something productive. Probably not. I bet I will sleep in, read, eat, watch Off the Map, finally get ready. Then steal Logan away after his busy day and then have to come home because I sub oh so early Friday. Pretty excited.

I am going to go finish this fabulous movie. I would highly recommend it.

<3

Day 18

Day 18 - Plans/dreams/goals you have.

Plans, dreams, and goals I have, what a fantastic blog post. I will start by saying I graduated college pretty recently and now I am on a hunt for a job. I would say that my goal that I would like to fulfill the soonest would be to find a teaching job. Where I can have my own classroom. Where I can decorate the classroom and make it the cutest and most comfortable place for those kids to be. I also want to get my Master's in education at some point, but not right away because that is not smart as a teacher with no experience. I want to someday get married...which is a plan. Not a dream and not a goal, a plan. I also. Will have some kids. :) I will be a stay at home mom while they grow up so I can always be there to support them, but I will work if I need too. I also plan on moving away from MT someday and creating an amazing life somewhere else. I dream of taking many many trips and visiting my family lots. Really there is so much and this is such a broad topic that I am not sure what to address, we will just say...everything will come with time. 'What God ordains is always good...'

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